rock pocket mouse

When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.
I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.
by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017
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mouse hole moment

To have a mouse hole moment is to have done something bad or improper and wanting to hide far away at that very moment.
I just had a mouse hole moment, man. I said hi to my boss and she gave me a look like I had asked the stupidest question on earth.
by TheFantasticMrFox July 15, 2011
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bell end mouse

The Bell end mouse is an old computer mouse painted the colour of a standard bell end. However in recent months it has become both a greeting and an insult.
Greeting: oryt bell mouse
Insult: You fucking bell end mouse
by leg-end May 13, 2005
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Mickey mouse drug house

The place where "the boys" spent half the summer smoking weed and kicking doors down.

- An abandoned house that you broke into and claimed as your own.
Boy 1: Lets go to the Mickey mouse drug house boys!

Boy 2: No lad me Ma's down town
by Oh john boy March 13, 2014
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Church mouse

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.
by Skorpious July 10, 2020
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A totally mediocre, not ugly, not beautiful, utterly forgettable woman who posts amazing pictures of her pathetic life on social media pretending that she’s someone else.
Holly is suffering from grey-mouse-woman syndrome. She’s unrecognisable in her Facebook - she looks thin and pretty..
by KA43n January 5, 2022
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