Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Morning

it means: morning, hello, fuck you, damn, shit, omg, night, evening, afternoon,

whatever you want it to be,

it's a morning world.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Morning la
Person 1: Dad is coming!!
Person 2: Oh Morning!
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Morning la

by rocketboiiiiiiii August 5, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.

Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"

by Dhik Hedd May 22, 2018

Morning Clown

Breakfast at McDonalds

When i wake up im going to get some morning clown

by ajbkid June 1, 2010

morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.

she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake

by nebzors October 2, 2010

Rumble in the Morning

A hilarious morning radio show hosted by Rick Rumble. The show airs Monday-Friday from 5:30-10:00am on 99 WNOR in Norfolk, VA. Cast includes Rod Fitzwell (sports), Shelley (News), Stephen Hill (traffic), and Eric.

Hey man, did you hear Rumble this morning? Ohh, it was hilarious...

Rumble in the Morning. Weekdays from 5:30-10:00 am on 99.

by the757 November 23, 2010