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Russell Moon

Has the smallest penis in the world and looks just like his sister
Russell Moon gets your pregnant cause he cant find a condom small enough.
by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019
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blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...
Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!
by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010
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Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.
Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"
by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021
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Neonetical Moon

A man-made light in the dark (methaporically) in which the dark is for example depression or just a sad period of time. You could be someone's neonetical moon, like how an artist can be one for you. An object could also be someone's neonetical moon, for example a stuffed animal.
Person A: "I feel so sad today."

Person B: "Don't worry, I'll be your Neonetical Moon."
by neonetical moon March 31, 2021
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beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019
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Moon School

(noun) Where a person young or old that is slow, or hard of understanding may have or had gone to school.
Q: What's wrong with that girl? Why is she so dumb?
A: Oh, she's a graduate of moon school.
by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011
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Moon Pie

by impala.45 October 18, 2019
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