by charlie December 9, 2003
Get the porch monkeymug. John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
by Shamingo June 18, 2011
Get the Slapping the monkeymug. The hardened raised area of a severe blow. Usually administered with the middle knuckle of a fist. Common amoung siblings.
by eag723@yahoo.com September 25, 2004
Get the monkey bumpmug. Arctic Monkeys are a UK punk/indie/alternative band. From Sheffield, England. Songs inc. Mardy Bum, A Certain Romance, I Bet That You Look Good (on the dancefloor) etc
by S#0rt1 September 30, 2006
Get the Arctic Monkeysmug. A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.
by D.Train August 22, 2010
Get the Hand monkeymug. 1. This refers to a person who dabbles in the Greco-Roman philosophy of stoicism but seems to, choose to lack the maturity or discipline to truly practice it in any serious sense.
Stoicism's origin stepms from the Greek phrase "Stoa Poikile" which translates to "painted porch." "Stoa" meaning porch. Thus they inhabit the porch but have all the seriousness and dedication a monkey would have toward serious philosophy.
2. Porch monkey is also a derogatory term to someone who practices stoic philosophy.
3. Porch monkey is also a highly derogatory term for black person and typically has no bearing on his philisophical outlooks.
Usage note: To avoid being seen as a racist, only use this term to refer to stoics who cannot be mistaken for people of color.
Stoicism's origin stepms from the Greek phrase "Stoa Poikile" which translates to "painted porch." "Stoa" meaning porch. Thus they inhabit the porch but have all the seriousness and dedication a monkey would have toward serious philosophy.
2. Porch monkey is also a derogatory term to someone who practices stoic philosophy.
3. Porch monkey is also a highly derogatory term for black person and typically has no bearing on his philisophical outlooks.
Usage note: To avoid being seen as a racist, only use this term to refer to stoics who cannot be mistaken for people of color.
1. "Alexander says he is a stoic, but after seeing his temper tantrum the other day, I'm starting to think he's just a porch monkey."
2. "Lucius is lecturing us all again about how we shouldn't let our emotions control our character. He's such a porch monkey."
3. "Kwame thought Bob was lashing out at him for being a stoic when Bob called him a "porch monkey," but Bob was simply an obnoxious racist. Kwame practiced stoicism however and laughed it off, just making non-stoic Bob angrier.
2. "Lucius is lecturing us all again about how we shouldn't let our emotions control our character. He's such a porch monkey."
3. "Kwame thought Bob was lashing out at him for being a stoic when Bob called him a "porch monkey," but Bob was simply an obnoxious racist. Kwame practiced stoicism however and laughed it off, just making non-stoic Bob angrier.
by revoLucian1776 February 14, 2023
Get the Porch Monkeymug. by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018
Get the Monkey aidsmug.