massage chimney

A funny way of saying misogyny

His massage chimney is really showing

by Iwufhanskwufyejkw April 3, 2021

Massan

A bloke with a BIG weiner

Wow you have a big weiner your name must be Massan.

by Naanman February 13, 2022

Ed Massage

An intensely relaxing massage given by Ed Crankshaft to his family and friends. When he does it, they sigh in relief. Most notably given when one of his family or friends is stiff or tired at the end of the day. An Ed Massage is very soothing. It often includes the sea foam green lotion known as Edward Ocean. If you want something that won't take a lot of time, don't head for a massage parlor - try an Ed Massage. And remember, Ed Crankshaft sent you!

Pickles: Hey Ed, I'm so sore. Chasing Homer around the garden really took a lot out of me. Its rough being a cat.

Ed: Well, that's no problem. How about an Ed Massage? (he takes a spoonful of the Edward Ocean) Here's comes the massage plane into the hangar! Zoom! (he starts Pickles' fur)

Pam: Oh no, I've been walking all day. Did I see you giving Pickles an Ed Massage? I need one too!

Ed: Okay, easy, easy now. This is going to be good. This is sweet. (he starts rubbing Pam's feet) You poor little chick. Daddy knows what to do.

Ed: (while sitting in front of the bonfire he feels a twinge in his back) Oh no, now I need an Ed Massage. Give me that Edward Ocean, would ya? (he rubs some onto his back) There! That's better. That felt good.

Pam: Do you want me to do all over? I mean, not just your feet, but whole body? I can do that if you want me to.

Ed: Sweet! My whole body feels rough. I haven't had an Ed Massage in days. I just need to warm up is all. Ed Massages rock! One of the best ways to relax after a hard day.

Pickles: Right on! Even an old mudcat like me would love an Ed Massage every now and then. High paw! (Pickles high fives Ed, scratching his hand) Ed Massage forever!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 26, 2011

clique massacre

A near-impossible sexual feat where one person has sex with every member of a social group or organization.

Did you hear about John? He fucked the entire cheerleading team! He pulled off a clique massacre!

by alskeixnsm May 28, 2015

Midnight Mass

The holy ceremony in which a nightly pilgrimage to the Iron Church is made, wherein a disciple worships at the altar of gains in front of Broseidon and the rest of the Bruhs of Olympus.

Bruh #1: "Bro, my legs are so sore."
Bruh #2: "Why's that, bruh?"
Bruh #1: "Because I went to Midnight Mass last night and genuflected the shit out of my quads before the great and powerful bruhs of old."
Bruh #2: "I hear that! Gains be with you."
Bruh #1: "And also with you."

by LooseCanonMallCop January 29, 2018

The Great Area 51 Massacre

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.

Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

by EKD_145 July 15, 2019

Taunton, Mass

home to drugs addicts, alcoholics, trashy dykes and Portuguese sluts. there's a Friendly's, too.

Let's pick up oxys in Taunton, Mass and get shit-faced on the streets of Providence tonight.

by askmetomorrow May 28, 2014