Monday

Something really shitty

Man this Tuesday is so monday

by moneymorebish March 8, 2017

Monday

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂

"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"

by The_one_true_shrek May 7, 2017

monday

nigger

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks

by doja303 October 26, 2017

Modasoucka

A different way of say mother fucka but in a more of a Michael Blackson way

Look at this modasoucka he is one of the ugliest hoes I’ve ever seen around here

by Thesquaa November 15, 2017

Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.

Wow man you're such a Monday!

by Drew8008 December 10, 2017

Moray College

A place of education in Elgin, Scotland. Known for being terrible and making you feel as though you have become dumber rather then smarter.

Person 1: You going to Moray College?
Person 2: I would much rather slide a glass tube into my urethra and hit it with a hammer.
Person 1: ..... Oh.

by LegBiter January 30, 2018

monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.

This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.

by Cadencecat May 6, 2018