Skip to main content

Minecraft 2 

Something that will never happen in the history of the universe.
"Man, I hope Minecraft 2 comes out someday.
Minecraft 2 by sussyboy666 August 3, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore 

A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.
#1 I want to play Minecraft Hardcore, and beat Ph1lza's record!
#2 Good luck doing that, Noob.
Minecraft Hardcore by Userious? October 11, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore 

The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.
*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that
Minecraft Hardcore by Userious? October 12, 2021

Minecraft Girlfriend 

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be
Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

minecraft gang 

A meme gang that represents a video game called Minecraft. Rivals with Roblox Gang. Gang Colors is Green, Brown, Orange. The gang has many gang signs like Roblox gang does
Person 1: Shoots a roblox gangster
Person 2: Oh yeah! Who lotta Minecraft Gang shit!!
minecraft gang by BitterJigs December 18, 2017

Minecraft story mode 

A game where it promised it is different depending on the choices you make but 99.9% of them result in the same thing anyway
Have you played the new game Minecraft story mode
Yes and it’s all the same stuff