midgetnapping

what happens when a midget is kidnapped

hey, did you hear about that midgetnapping?

by smallfry January 7, 2021

midgetist

Being a midget and being racist. Often called harry and not taller than 5ft.

omg, have you seen harry, yes he is such a midgetist

by joemamasofat February 9, 2021

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021

midget

a midget is an extremly small person

justin is a midget

by cheese&crackers23 July 14, 2021

midget

my gf

my gf is a midget.

by efegevrahtegaeb94372042710913 November 14, 2021

Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)

I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget

by Mark William 27 August 24, 2021

Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021