Merrick

Merrick is a short little goblin who thinks he is the shit but is not the shit, he thinks he is good at everything but in reality he is a lower than average bench rider, he is also very ugly and fat. He is very un atheletic and runs like a penguin. If this troll ever gets a girlfriend by some miracle he blows the chance or scares her away. If you know a Merrick stop being friends with him because he acts like he can just be a dick to everyone and loose you as a friend thinking he has a million other friends but in reality he doesn't. Also he is a dick that's somewhat funny but is VERY ANNOYING constantly texting you every second. He dresses like he does not see the outfit before he chooses or he does not have any other clothes

Girl: did you see Merrick?
Boy: yah he's an ugly annoying fat ass
Girl: tru

by Straightcoolkidballer69 March 15, 2017

Marry Poppins

A mixed drink consisting of melon smirnoff and orange juice.

Dudee I got so fuuuckedd up off that Marry Poppins.. I popped a boner and put on a condom and fell asleep in front of everyone.

by Jonah Hillll July 26, 2009

mercy pussy

To have compassion for someone in order to get some pussy.

I had some mercy pussy when I told the girl my mom was shot when I was 15. (Dave Navarro on The Howard Stern Show).

by buya40489 August 18, 2011

marry my dog

to give a boy head

Damn girl you're hot, do you want to marry my dog?

by nicole April 14, 2005

Gods way of showing mercy

He pusts rats in your ears

by Darth suckmyballs August 7, 2003

merrymount

A part of Quincy, Massachusetts that is rich, white and snobby. There is prob one Asian family that lives there. It's split down the middle by Quincy Shore Drive, and has its own elementary school, Merrymount.

Very pretty, on the water, massive houses

Merrymount is also home to Maypole Hill, the place where Thomas Morton had parties that pissed off the puritans. "Merry" meant drunk, so it was "Drunk Hill". Funny how different it is not.

Merrymount is snobby, boring, white, classy and elite.

by Merrymount April 15, 2008

Merr

The resulting noise of hitting a deer with a potato when you walk into your backyard and see them mating.

When I threw the potato at the deer it went Merr.

by Michael August 3, 2004