Melon Bumrush

The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush

Ugh I can't catch anymore bats, shall we change tact and go for a melon bumrush?

by Mademat91 March 16, 2025

Melfoner

When melfe!n gets a raging erection

Wow! Look everybody, Max has a raging BONER in his pants!! It’s a Melfoner

by Melfe!n May 25, 2025

Melfoner

When Melfe!n gets a raging boner

Wow! Look everybody, Max has a raging boner in his pocket! It’s a Melfoner!

by Melfe!n May 25, 2025

Melon Head

A person totally obsessed with a Melanie, their brain practically a fruit salad of Melanie thoughts 24/7. Picture someone daydreaming about their fave Melanie’s smile, vibe, or that one time they said “hi” in the hallway, to the point their head’s basically a watermelon full of heart-eyes.

"Ever since meeting Melanie at the concert, Christopher’s been a total Melon Head, doodling her name in his notebook and blasting her favorite songs nonstop."

by The True Melon Head July 23, 2025

Melonbreath

An African-American person.

person 1: da gum dit bix nood muffugga.
person 2 (in his head): I have no idea what this Melonbreath is saying.

by chucksfurniture&skincareproduc August 25, 2025

Melon-baller

When something is more than just Baller

You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!

by Pk glitch September 1, 2025

melonhead

Some bald twat who thinks he's the shit but he's really just a complete copout of a bloke who looks like a potato smiley and feels he needs to maximise his physical strength and absolutely shag his presence of emotion to death just to feel worthy.

As a melonhead, I truly believe I'm the smartest person on this fucking planet.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025