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Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.
Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!
by hardcoreconservative69 March 21, 2011
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brown matter

I dropped some brown matter in the toilet.
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brad masters

Also known as mans and he is never hot he has a 2 o'clock fetish which is either a glass ok cola or sour cream and onion crisps and a isotonic and he says he is a berry hard mans
by Kian Cheshire December 13, 2017
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Denver mattress

A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest
She said she wanted to try something kinky so I suggested it Denver Mattress
by Fuckedupred January 12, 2018
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Gaige Masters

Such a sweet guy, he has beautiful blue eyes, nice hair, a deep voice, and he doesn’t judge. He’s very funny too
Person : Gaige Masters is hot
Person #2 : I know right?!??
by Poopoopeepee600 September 10, 2022
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dragging the mattress.

To falsely accuse someone of rape.
Refers to the case of a student that dragged a mattress around college as an 'artistic statement' for months to harass the guy she falsely accused of raping her.
"Isn't that Angy, I heard she just got raped?"
"No man, she was just dragging the mattress."
by Dragging the matress. April 25, 2015
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States of matter

by That_was_fun January 20, 2020
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