by 281281281 May 31, 2007
its when you pretend the air is a penis and then you just masturbate it. if you need help come and see me.
air masturbation is where you go up down up down up down
by aammbbeerr February 04, 2009
Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...
by Ben-Jammin'101 April 18, 2007
Chickens playing with themselves in an innappropriet manner at a chicken motel 6 or behind a hay stack
by Jacobthechickenman August 18, 2006
The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.
Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.
Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?
by infernlmagician February 03, 2009
by The Pontiff November 04, 2003
Talking about important subjects rationally and objectively and making perfect sense but not taking action towards helping the situations.
Examples of Intellectual Masturbation: Saying things like "If all the rich people in the world gave X % of their money, a lot of world problems would be solved." , or "The money that goes into American Idol could save millions of lives." without doing anything about the issues.
by JohnSmith532452452 September 07, 2015