Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask 

When a head of state is against the use of masks in public in response to widespread violent protests in their land, so that the police could identify and arrest the rioters; or in case any public mask hoarding could deprive hospitals of them—either situation contradicts public health measures in a pandemic.

During the coronavirus crisis, the implicit “Thou needn’t wear a mask” message only raises panic in the population that there aren’t enough masks available for everyone.

Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask by MathPlus April 9, 2021

zombie mask 

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini

Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.

zombie mask by SuzaK April 18, 2006

Mud Mask 

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.

Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.

Mud Mask by Manotaur December 30, 2007

bandito mask 

similar to the Arabian Goggles, only the balls are dipped in shit before placed on the eyes. most effective if the eyes are closed, thus resembling a mask.

when i was sleeping, that bastard gave me a bandito mask!

bandito mask by AKSJAKSJKAJSKAJS December 24, 2007

Zoro mask 

When a male dips his ball sack in melted chocolate and then places it over a person's eye's(usually a girl). After all this has taken place, it will look like Zoro's mask that he has in the movies.

Man dude, I really want to give that girl a Zoro mask.

Zoro mask by Mikey Croft February 16, 2009

Coon mask 

When a man dips his balls in chocolate sauce, then teabags his partner

I gave Jenny a coon mask last night

Coon mask by Looloo123 August 3, 2016

Seal Mask 

The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.

:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD

Seal Mask by ddmy November 6, 2016