green monster

The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....

Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww

Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....

Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons
"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."
by Chris Gault January 20, 2006
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Gangle Monster

1. Get high as shit.
2. Pick a fight with Morgan
3. Throw up your arms and slink your head down into your shoulders like you're actually going to do something
4. Sway and walk in super-slo-mo aimlessly
Look at Jon. He's the fucking gangle monster again.
by THE gangle monster September 30, 2009
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Mud Monster

The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water,

It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.

Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.

(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831.

Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.

I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.

_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
by UberGeit3000 July 12, 2010
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clit monster

A really hungry/horny lesbian.
My bitch was a clit monster last night!!
by doodlegaga July 14, 2010
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toe monster

A person who sneaks up upon another person and sucks their bare toes.
Brad slide across the floor near Jack's barefeet and right before he licked Jack's toes he shouted, "toe monster".
by Baltsox August 31, 2006
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Gurgle Monster

Someone who sucks cock, or one skilled in oral stimulation. Usually locatde on a street corner, sometimes accompanied by a pimp. Most often a rogue skank.

Offensive term.
Shut the fuck up, Gurgle Monster. Keep bobbing.
by Naaman Hudgins March 18, 2004
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chalk monster

Someone that snorts on cocaine so much their face distorts and resembles a fugly monster
Jesus christ that chalk monster just had a nose bleed and died

that chalk monster tried snorting my foot
by phil_1001 June 25, 2006
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