Mexican Leonidas

The cheap knockoff version of a manly man. Typically used to describe Macro Ruiz.

I can't believe it... he pulled a Mexican Leonidas out of nowhere.

by Zimerb June 3, 2018

The Mexican 69

A sexual act between two people and 2 burritos. Each person gets a burrito up there anus and gets into a 69 position and eats the burrito out of each other’s ass.

Damn my Mexican friend loves doing the Mexican 69 with his older brother, that’s crazy.

by ThickburritoaAss April 17, 2020

mexican beatdown

A child's game played on a trampoline. It consist of 3+ individuals who bounce ferociously on the trampoline trying to knock each other down without making physical contact. The first to fall is beat down or kicked and punched until he/she gets back up and the game continues. If two or more fall they can be subject to a beat down as well.

The game originated in 1998-1999 at a place called "The Manor" in Hemstead, Long Island, NY.

"Lets go to Mike's and play Mexican Beatdown"

Mom, "Where did you get that black eye?"
Son, "Why playing Mexican Beatdown of course"

by Jacornonthecob August 25, 2011

Blue Mexican

A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.

"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"

"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"

"No, what's that?"

"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"

by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019

curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

Mexican Carwash

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023

stupid mexicans

Stupid Mexicans Synonym for Mexican. Also "Pepper-Bellies" "Jose'", "Dumbshit", "Speedy Gonzales", "Taco", "homie", "Gang-Banger", "Vato", "Cholo", "OG Beaner", "Thief", "Sand Nigger", "taco-Nigger", "limp dick".

The Stupid Mexicans should go back (to whence they came- Mexico).

by Chavez Jose Ritardo Gomez May 23, 2006