air masturbation

its when you pretend the air is a penis and then you just masturbate it. if you need help come and see me.

air masturbation is where you go up down up down up down

by aammbbeerr February 4, 2009

masturbation station

A euphamism for your hands.

Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...

by Ben-Jammin'101 April 26, 2007

chicken masturbating

Chickens playing with themselves in an innappropriet manner at a chicken motel 6 or behind a hay stack

Wow! I was walking down the street and then i saw a chicken masturbating.

by Jacobthechickenman August 25, 2006

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

Intellectual Masturbation

Talking about important subjects rationally and objectively and making perfect sense but not taking action towards helping the situations.

Examples of Intellectual Masturbation: Saying things like "If all the rich people in the world gave X % of their money, a lot of world problems would be solved." , or "The money that goes into American Idol could save millions of lives." without doing anything about the issues.

by JohnSmith532452452 October 24, 2015

Jerkoff Masturbator

A Term of Indeerment used on people who enjoy pissing The Pontiff off.

The man who ran in front of my car was a JERKOFF MASTURBATOR so i ran him over.

by The Pontiff November 3, 2003

Female Masturbation

The act in which a female will complete the act that many men like to call, “Busting and fat one”

It normally results in a liquid being released from the vagina. This is something that men normally enjoy during a session of watching pornography.

Homie #1: Dude, I just watched some porn and busted a fattie.

Homie #2: To what? Lesbo?

Homie #1: Nah bro. Female Masturbation

by LaDenzell Jenkins November 15, 2019