Magic Carpet

A wash clothe, towel or article of clothing that used to clean up after having sexual intercourse with a women whose on her period.

Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'?

Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.

by BigDonk August 29, 2012

making magic

another word for sex. Because, as we all know, sex is always magical and full of rainbows and unicorns, especially when it's your first time.

Susie and Mike, a hetero normative, stereotypical couple, went to the park for the day. Mike brought peach schnapps (bitches love it), and Susie brought picnic supplies. They had a wonderful time eating fruit out of each other's hands, so much that they decided to try making magic for the first time. Both of them were virgins, but like with most people, they knew exactly what to do. Mike had conveniently hidden a roll of condoms in the baguette, so they were all set (practice safe sex, people). They had wonderful hot sex and it was magical.

by Remykins February 18, 2013

magi

creator of the "oh ya,well at least i don't have two dads" joke.

Chris: oh yeah well <tells a jokes thats not funny>
Sivaanjan: <rolls his eyes>
Andrew: chris, don't pull a magi.

by Champlain College May 9, 2008

magic eight ball

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.

Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later

by Atlec January 20, 2006

magi

The plural of mage.

All the wizards, sorcerors, and magi couldn't stop the apocalypse.

by Luckdragon October 31, 2004

Magi-nation

A land composed of many regions, (Naroom, Weave, Underneath, Cald, Orothe, Arderial, Bograth, Paradwyn, and the Core) that is located on a distant moon. It is the home to Magi and the focal point between the dream realm and reality

"Your not from around here, are you?" -Eidon

by Hyren December 9, 2004

Magic Muffins

Muffins that are baked with marijuana/cocaine/other drugs inside them.

I am totally getting baked from those magic muffins dude.

by Michael6062 December 23, 2008