Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.

Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."

by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010

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crinkly loser

A person who is so salty that they stoop to incredibly low levels to insult you

You're a crinkly loser! You're the reason my phone is getting taken away!!! ((Even though it's their own damn fault))

by Xmoistmemex September 5, 2016

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Loser

Someone who doesn’t want to make bracelets.

Yes, I’m talking to you Colin. You are a fucking loser.

by h20polo1717 December 9, 2023

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An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd

There are some abortion losers in my family.

by Alex phoenix September 27, 2023

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