When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016

Calvin: your stupid
1st grade crime boss: Well your a Loser Nerd
*Calvin dies of the shear heat of the burn*
1st grade crime boss: Well your a Loser Nerd
*Calvin dies of the shear heat of the burn*
by I am not a Nerd February 7, 2020

by otwtofuckyobitty March 1, 2021

A form of insult name from the people around you after you tick them off so hard they stopped thinking of original insult.
by The best pizza person November 6, 2022

a hurtin loser is a big fag, these people often stick fingers in their asses, sometime they even go for the whole fist.
sometimes these people call for other hurtin losers so they can feel better
sometimes these people call for other hurtin losers so they can feel better
EX. Hurtin losers called and they want you.
This can apply to anyting. Another example is
Hurtin hockeygames called and they want this on or every hockey game in creston is hurtin so it doesnt matter
This can apply to anyting. Another example is
Hurtin hockeygames called and they want this on or every hockey game in creston is hurtin so it doesnt matter
by bob vila January 23, 2005

bro if u dick big its big stop comparing it to other mans and then later on try to victimizing urself. the girl had some connection wid u did not want to be treated as a possession like r u that dumb not my fault the ref is psychoooooo
by noooookokkko August 24, 2018

Sore Loser: 2 weeks after an election that he lost Peter Giunta still posts on Twitter yelling at people because he can't admit that he in fact is a loser.
by CryMoreLib September 1, 2023
