if looks could kill

A phrase used to denote a glare or angry look at someone that is so intense, it would kill someone with just the intensity of the emotion behind it (if that were possible). Typically used when someone is extremely angry about something but can’t openly speak about it.
“I heard she caught him cheating and left, but they ran into each other at the party last night. If looks could kill, he’d already be dead.”
by wordley September 20, 2022
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Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.
Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.
by FondleMyDongle June 22, 2015
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You Look Fine

Your mom, dad, or spouse's way of saying "you don't look good at all, but I'm way too nice to tell you that."
Wife: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Husband:*holy sh*t fatty* You look fine.
by SamTheBaker April 19, 2011
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Look alive

Code word used by member of the gay community to make it know theyre available for gay sex
Mike looks hot tonight. "Hey Mike.. look alive"
by Repuuuuto June 07, 2018
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LOOK MATE!

a term used very often by the Monica species. Said up to 200-300 times a day, it could get very annoying to nearby friends as well as strangers who come across her.
Originally a phrase said only in frustration, it has since become a well rehearsed cry for acceptance and attention from fellow friends ie DH
LOOK MATE! No need to get nasty now.
LOOK MATE! Who do you think you are?!
LOOK MATE! Clearly...

or in most cases, just simply
LOOK MATE!
by anonii monii September 04, 2007
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look at me-tard

Dull-witted people who like to bring attention to themselves.
Buddy 1 - So how did you like the band?

Buddy 2 - I don't know...I couldn't hear them from the look at me-tards driving by on their Harleys.
by whatzupjohn July 26, 2010
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look ma no hands

its about tossing money at a stripper while shes giving you a lap dance or dancing for you at a club
LOOK MA NO HANDS
Imma sip mascato and you go loose dem pants
And Imma throw dis money while you do it no hands
Girl drop it to the floor I love the way yo booty goooo
All I wanna do is sit back and watch you move and I'll proceed to throw this cash

Lambo roscoe no street code 'cause yo booty go me lost like nemo, go go go g-gone and do yo dance
And imma throw this money while you do it wit no hands GO!!!- roscoe

Hey you got me in a trans, you take of yo pants
You pop on a handstand you got me sweating please pass me a fan DAMN!! - wakaa
by cbknigga December 30, 2010
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