Red Lobster Effect

A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.

"That sure looks good!"

"Yeah why don't we go there?"

"Aww, it's at Denny's."

"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.

by TZer0 June 23, 2013

lobster

A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.

I shot me a couple of the king's lobsters.

by Paco Renalski October 3, 2005

levi lobster

Levi Lobster, Penis

I had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? After agreeing to stay at my place she asked, "Where's the seafood?" I proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my Levi Lobster.

by Dill boy May 22, 2006

Grey's Lobotomy

A derisive term for the TV programme "Grey's Anatomy"

Everybody on "Grey's Lobotomy" is as thick as pigshit

by Greg Fowler May 25, 2007

Lobsters

When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.

Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely

by xeSPox October 25, 2009

lobo

Adjective describing guys who use shady and sometimes creepy techniques to pick-up girls at bars. For example, inviting one girl to a giant "afterparty" at the guy's apartment upon the bar's closure, but not telling anyone else. Or stealing the girl's keys so she has to stop by the apartment to pick them up.

He invited me to an afterparty at his place, but then there was no one there but me and him. That's so lobo.

by Lobo24 October 21, 2009

lobe

An earlobe, specifically. Also could mean one of the four lobes of the brain: Frontal, Temporal, Parietal, and Occipital.

Man, my lobes need piercings.

by Tha Protagonist! May 18, 2005