Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.

"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

dirty junky

One who will rub fecal matter all over their genitalia whilst proceeding to have sexual intercourse anally.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that Maddison is a dirty junky?
Guy 2: I knew she was a freak!
Guy 1: Tell me about it!

by BeanerWoman October 3, 2021

designer junkie

a junkie with designer

“ he’s in the trap but has hella designer “ omg he’s a designer junkie “

by jojog123 March 26, 2023

punkie junkie

some one who cant stop listin to music or talkin bout it

My Prince Charming (my baby tim) is a complete punkie junkie!

by emmo585541 May 22, 2008

Thief junkie

A junkie who steals bc he cant afford it

Anthony couch really stole a old cracked phone. He really a thief junkie

by Hjij May 30, 2019

techno junkie

Someone who has the need to do everything with the latest state of the art technology, everything else is slow and not enough.

James is such a techno junkie, he just bought a computer but he's not happy cuz there is a newer model that is faster.

by MrGonzalezJose March 8, 2016