Joonas-Marjut is a fictional character who may become middle-aged in the future, a caricature of a high-speed and high vocal promoter of cycling. Joonas-Marjut is like Barbie or Marlboro man dressed in lycra, a figure recognized by everyone, but completely imaginary. The Karen of spandex world.
Joonas-Marjut complains to the mayor that there is too steep an uphill or too tight turn in the bike lane.
Joonas-Marjut does not wear a helmet or reflector, as it is the duty of everybody else to see the invisible speeding cyclist even in the dark downpour. Joonas-Marjut harasses motorists who don’t notice a full-fledged cyclist in time.
Joonas-Marjut does not wear a helmet or reflector, as it is the duty of everybody else to see the invisible speeding cyclist even in the dark downpour. Joonas-Marjut harasses motorists who don’t notice a full-fledged cyclist in time.
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\ ˈjüthsəs/
1. a plural of jooth
2. a mispronunciation and misclassification, often by irate Iranian soccer coaches (/kōCHəth/) with lisps, of the word juices when attempting to identify orange slices
3. the only accepted literal pronunciation of this word which is often misspelled as joothith or jootheth
\ ˈjüthsəs/
1. a plural of jooth
2. a mispronunciation and misclassification, often by irate Iranian soccer coaches (/kōCHəth/) with lisps, of the word juices when attempting to identify orange slices
3. the only accepted literal pronunciation of this word which is often misspelled as joothith or jootheth
When the Buccaneer soccer team failed to perform on the soccer field to the coach's satisfaction, he proceeded to kick over a table of orange slices and proclaim, "You don't deserve these joothsis!". Subsequently, he made an inappropriate comment about a high school girl and vacated the premises.
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