Uncle Jesse

Synonym for cocaine. Lines are referred to as "rippers".

(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")

Where's Uncle Jesse?

by RonnieHoffman December 16, 2010

Uncle Jesse

The act of raping a set of twins.

You see the Olsen twins, I just gave them an Uncle Jesse.

by Tanner Family September 24, 2012

Jesse McCartney

He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.

umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!

by CoRzA April 5, 2005

Jesse

A fat Hawaiian kid who thinks he black and jacked but he fails horribly and he also lives in his parents basement with his computer on 24/7 its a sad life.

-Dude your such a Jesse

by weirdo? April 19, 2010

Jesse

A little cocksucker, who enjoys having large black penis in his anus.

Jesse: I'm so cool
Everyone else: shut the fuck up

by Warrenhills August 13, 2011

Jesse

A queer closet fag who has a mushroom cut & a chud. He has the voice of a 9 year old who has not, yet, hit purberty, and probably never will. He likes it in the poopchute.

Boy 1: Oh, my I want to stick it in your ass
Boy 2: Make it bleed like a Jesse would.
Boy 1: Okay, I think it's a little loosey goosey too.
Boy 2: IT'S JUST LIKE A JESSE.

by Epicness x 10 April 29, 2010

Jess Ball

Blonde with blue eyes. Known to many as barbie (perfect). Has had to go through many experiences but always manages to come through happy and jolly. She has an amazing figure and is known too all the lads and even some girls as 'fit' or 'bang tidy'.

thomas: you seen that Jess Ball
me: no why
thomas: shes bang tidy!

by rukegbaigbulg November 30, 2011