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Nar Nar Bug

An unidentified species of bug that solely resides in $30 and under sleazy motels. The species is so rare, it has never been seen, and therefore can only be identified by its distinctive call, a high pitched NAR NAR sound. Nar Nar Bugs have not been know to cause any harm to humans, other than annoyance and lack of sleep, and the occasional "screaming like a school girl" syndrome.
"Shush...don't you hear that?..right there. That sound, its a NAR NAR sound. Must be a Nar Nar Bug..."

"Dr. Steve's countless years of field research and patience never paid off for him, as the Nar Nar Bug has yet to be spotted in person or captured on film."

"Your annoying as one of those fooking Nar Nar Bugs!"
by Travis A Brown April 14, 2008
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Michigan Bug Shield

When you apply a pair of ski goggles onto your partners face, then proceed to spray fart with your butt aimed directly at their eyes. When they take off their goggles, they will have what appears to be a silhouette of the Michigan Bug Shield
Did you see Zach when he woke up? Janet totally gave him a Michigan Bug Shield last night.
by Mike Poundtown September 1, 2010
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Urban dictionary bugs

Dickheads who write wanky and useless definitions that are usually insults aimed at one person or a small group of people.
by Rohan November 1, 2006
mugGet the Urban dictionary bugsmug.

nuclear bug drop

The absolute worst type of bug drop, in which one with swamp ass and diarrhea sits on someone else's face who is asleep, and shits.
Dude Merril put an end to the interminable bug drop war, when he decided to drop the atomic bug drop all over Chaz's face!
by g unit June 20, 2004
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toilet bug

The obsession of the afflicted person to visit and use each and every toilet they pass by no matter how long ago they last went to one.
Person A: "Wait, I just gotta do something..."
Person B: "...wait, please tell me your not going to that toilet, OMG you and your f'ing toilet bug!"
by Otoha_desu September 25, 2010
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bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.
Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!
by weave March 24, 2003
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Fashion bug Internet

When you are online gaming and someones internet is laggy.
Hey, why did you leave the game? Is your Fashion Bug Internet acting up again?

You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.
by Dome Pla February 24, 2010
mugGet the Fashion bug Internetmug.

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