VSCO milk

VSCO girls love to be all natural with their 'oatmilk' and 'almond' trends - the latest milk trend coming straight from their own breasts.

Aged milk from breasts 45+ yrs and older considered vintage and costs extra.
Breast milk cheese available at the local Trader Joe's.
VM cream coming soon to a Whole Foods near you.

Starbucks worker: "What kind of milk ya want"
VSCO girl: "Im all good, I make my own"
Starbuck worker: "I see you on that new age VSCO milk shelly I see you"

by Shellyandhermomlovecows December 4, 2019

milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.

I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.

by Deetey April 23, 2017

mild milk

A crazy drug that is around 20% human cum, 30% muscle milk , 10% Xanax, 10% acid and 30% cocoa bean.

Bro I’m trippin of this mild milk!

by Mmccoonneell January 6, 2020

Milk bagging

Breast feeding in public with no regard
(often involves full reveal of the nipple, and/or a visible leakage of milk)

Omg, I cant believe, that lady milk bagging in the Gap store

by Castle42 June 13, 2020

Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.

Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.

by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011

Sugar Milk

Sugar milk is when somebody ejaculates in milk thus making sugar milk. Semen in milk

Frank: HA HA! Don just drank my Sugar Milk!
Brett: Aw, nasty!

by phukkinInthebushes December 2, 2018

Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose

Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look

by Big Moist Daddy July 16, 2018