Ford

Humorous acronym for Flaming On Road Disaster, Fan Obliterated Radiator Destroyed, or Fifty-year Old Rebuilt Dodge.

Isn't that speeding firetruck a Ford?

by Blinker Klown March 9, 2019

J-Forde

To pull out early and or forefit, avoiding risk and or potential gain

That multi bet doesn't look like it's going to pay, time to J-forde.

by Yotimbo March 30, 2025

Tom Ford

An asian male with excellent taste in everything. He is named after the brand Tom Ford since Tom Ford fragrance is what he wears everyday. He has a wide range of interests, such as cars and photography. Although he has in general the mannerism and taste of an old-money white middle aged man, he talks like a college student who wears his pajamas everywhere. His favorite phrase is "Nah Bro" and mainly uses Discord. Sometimes his action comes across as confusing, mainly to female.

"Hey Tom Ford, what are your thoughts on the new camera?"
"Nah Bro. It's totally jank."

by Lordofchernobyl January 25, 2025

Fast Ford

A fast ford, sold in the uk, usually a hot hatch, awd or fwd.

'Ayy man, I loved those fast fords!'

by JMJCRS July 9, 2021

Ford Transit

Your mate's van which is actually just a Jaguar XJ220 with a Transit body.

Steve: That is not a van

Jeremy: It is a van, I'll show you. It even managed to beat you while carrying an engine.
Steve: It says Jaguar. And it's turbocharged!
Jeremy: Actually what...it is, it's a Jaguar XJ220 in Ford Transit

by realradoncombe October 28, 2021

Ethan Ford

What a tool.

God your being a real Ethan Ford right now.
oof

by ya boi pepe October 19, 2018

Trenton Ford

This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.

"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him

by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023