surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

a literal masterpiece, literally no one expected it to be this good

have you watched spider-man: into the spider-verse yet?

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 25, 2022

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.

"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"

by Racer XXX March 23, 2022

internet inches

The term for the amount of exageration when posting the size of your penis using the english measurement system.

Guy1: How long is your penis?
Guy2: 7 inches...
Guy1: So that's like 8 and a half adding internet inches.

by Limon_ August 1, 2006

Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

Intellectual

One who sees the world as it is and doesn't let shit get in there way because they are higher up than the normies.

Normie: Hey wanna go to the party tonight.
Intellectual: My intellectualizational photosynthetic macomographocitical partoothinalicisanol kilimographic scale says nay to your option of oppurtunized setting.
Normie: Fuck you Dave

by Climminitary Studies May 10, 2018

Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011