Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.

Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.

by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020

Italianismylanguage

Cringe, fucking cringe

Guy 1: Italianismylanguage
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK CRINGE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by cloot March 12, 2021

Italian Creamstick

An Italian cream stick is where you rip off the end of a Italian bread stick, shove your dick into the breadstick and then cum in the breadstick and feed it to somebody.

"we had pasta that night so I gave her an Italian Creamstick for desert"

by Excalliburrito March 31, 2021

Italian mobster

A member of the Italian mafia

Francesco your a fat Italian mobster and a traitor to your country. Mama mia

by planeboy July 3, 2021

Italians

people who sadly dont exist

Luca and alberto: *being little gays*
Me : *crying* god I wish italians existed

by yourmomsitaliangaydaughter July 10, 2021

Italian Sock Puppet

The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.

Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.

Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?

Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.

by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021

inilia

is a person who dates kids 2 years younger then her, she is known for breaking hearts and acting like they broke her, she is also really nice and fun to hang around

u are such an inilia

by unknown_optimus234 September 7, 2021