by Jason Automatic December 28, 2007

by heathen priestess May 31, 2009

A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.
by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Pete,
"Hey guys do you have anymore roller caps for my paint roller skins?"
Blake,
"Sorry Pete you bought them all last week."
Pete,
"Oh ok, looks like I have to go on a Mexican Treasure Hunt."
"Hey guys do you have anymore roller caps for my paint roller skins?"
Blake,
"Sorry Pete you bought them all last week."
Pete,
"Oh ok, looks like I have to go on a Mexican Treasure Hunt."
by OgDeathgrip00 March 27, 2023

by Steak McCool January 18, 2018

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021
