Mom Hands

The ability mothers have to touch excessively hot objects (such as those inside an oven) that should not be humanly possible.

<Guy 1> "Dude your mom just pulled that turkey out of the oven without mitts how are her hands not on fire?"
<Guy 2> "She's got mom hands! They feel no pain man."

by Fegaurds December 4, 2013

Leominster Handshake

The act of two men purchasing forties at the Wyman's on Pleasant St. and then walking to the back of the building to blow eachother.

Juan and Pepe ran out of blunts so they decided to end the night with a Leominster handshake.

by Leomon Party October 23, 2014

Resting Vagina Hands

when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.

Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.

by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018

Lexi Handshake

When someone takes their hands and places them under the buttox of their partner and jiggles them up and down in a rhythmic motion saying "tweedle deedle doo"

Last night by lover gave me a Lexi Handshake next to the bananas in the super market.

by Connerics February 13, 2010

gothenburg handshake

A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.

"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."

by CaptainofIndustry January 1, 2012

Philadelphia handshake

A reach around

It's always polite to give a Philadelphia handshake when in the city of brotherly love.

by Cptnftck August 16, 2012

Golden Handshake

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.

Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.

by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013