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Quack Handle

Brass Eye TM - "have you got any quack handle?"
by John-O July 11, 2003
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One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007
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love handles

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.
Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.
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handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.
I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.
by goats November 5, 2004
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Framing Handley

A freckin kick a*s group of people that will blow your mind away. They have mad skills in all the do; they can get the hottest chicks in a matter of seconds and are dam sexy themselves.
Dam those pimps are framing handley!
i know man, howd they get those babes?
by KatieMae2 June 28, 2009
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candle handle

to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.
Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"
by kitten8905 November 13, 2010
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Ass-handed

A metaphore implying that a person permanently has both hands up their own ass.
Did you see that guy on his phone? That ass-handed bitch made me miss the green light!
by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017
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