Octopus Hands

A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!

Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....

by Carmen Brown21 February 24, 2010

tiger hand

Beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always. Ask Aziz, he knows.

"You don't know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always."

by noop July 8, 2004

Hand Grenade

The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.

Jay had to jump on the hand grenade so that i could hook up with her hot friend.

by Scotty2Hotty99 August 16, 2008

clay hands

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, then lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

by Shes deec April 6, 2008

Hammer Hands

1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)

Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009

ape hands

hands that are the size of an apes

How would you describe Jim, he has ape hands.

by ajhe99 June 9, 2008