Ordering ham and pineapple pizzas during daylight hours for Muslims during ramaden because they look hangry.
Mohammed was angry because he wasn’t able to eat and I wanted to help, so I called the local pizzeria and asked them to deliver two ham and pineapple pizzas (aka a haram hamper) as quickly as possible.
by Aussie Hero March 3, 2026
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Bro last night was INSANE, my buddy buddy paid me 20$ to give the 300 pound torta at the bonfire a New Hampshire thornspike
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New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”
They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.
*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*
Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!
Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.
*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*
Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!
Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”
Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
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Get the New Hampshire mug.The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole
by diddyrizzlerharharhar April 25, 2025
Get the New Hampshire Pothole mug.When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time
“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while”
“What the fuck is wrong with you”
“What the fuck is wrong with you”
by Coleslaw420 May 31, 2025
Get the New Hampshire pipe-bomb mug.This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.
I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.
by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025
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