Guntards

Guntards is short for retarded gun obsessed dipshits

It's the Guntards that are the cause of all the violence from firearms as they don't want gun regulations.

by John_doe42069 December 18, 2025

Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.

Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.

by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025

double gunt

The folded-fat effect achieved by a woman's gunt when it reaches a certain size and flabbiness. This may differ from woman to woman, however the effect is undeniable.
Think "double chin effect" in a gunt and you're there.
Continued over eating may lead to the dreaded four-pack gunt", which all sane men pray they may never live to see up close.

"beware of that fat minger Sharon. Her gunt is so big and flabby it has folded over on itself into a double gunt"

by RonBurgundyM April 10, 2007

lightning gunt

the gunt that attracts mother natures forces and transfers it into extreme pleasure.

the fat chick had a lightning gunt!

by ThisGuntGotGame July 11, 2009

Tornado Gunt

the largest gunt to ever exist. when plessured and/or excited it will suck in everything around.

were did freddy go?
"i think he got tornado gunted"!

by ThisGuntGotGame July 11, 2009

face gunt

Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.

Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.

Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.

by T.M.I January 3, 2016

boston gunter

A skinny dude,with an amazing girlfriend

He's a Boston Gunter look at him with his girl

by Tim taco November 27, 2016