maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘

oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!

by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022

Mathieu Guedon

Grossiste - A highly skilled AE

- This guy broke all the previous AE records.

- Fo shizzle ! He's a legit Mathieu Guedon !

by Gdawggydog December 21, 2023

jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

Dirty Gondola

When your girlfriend works instruction and she wipes from back to front all day long and then you go down on her

Hey bro my girl thought she was funny she got home from work I went down on her found out she had a dirty gondola

by Stooge74 May 2, 2025

West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".

Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!

by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009

no esta ching gondo

dont be f**cking with me!!!!

You're joking right? no esta ching gondo

by mister re January 19, 2018