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Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"
Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Gummug.

Gum-Cumbers

The act of a dog laying so much in your space that their gums are like Cucumbers in a spa.
Lancer’s gums are mushed against my face and it feels like Gum-Cumbers
by Idk.why.im.here April 19, 2022
mugGet the Gum-Cumbersmug.

Gum disease

A disease you can get in your mouth from not brushing your gums and eating unhealthy foods
Him-I haven’t brushed my gums in 3 days

Her- you probably have gum disease now
by My My goodness March 5, 2019
mugGet the Gum diseasemug.

abc gum

Really bad Already Been Chewed gum. (Hence the name abc👌)
Oh dude I went to the arcade just to find some fucking abc gum under the hockey table! Man that gum tasted bad never die Already Been Chewed gum
by Yourmomsathot March 30, 2018
mugGet the abc gummug.

gum fuck

A adjective in the context of calling your friend a unruly dumb ass and emphasis on their out of norm behavior of not reading the room.
Amerigo you're a complete gum fuck; why did you have to act sus in front of the principal?
by Miguel De Dante's Inferno December 11, 2023
mugGet the gum fuckmug.

Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers
I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.
by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024
mugGet the Granny gummingmug.

ABC gum

He finds ABC gum under his desk at school
by eagle365 February 24, 2018
mugGet the ABC gummug.

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