GREARY

A combination of the words grey and dreary, used most frequently to describe overcast days lacking sunshine which occur in the winter time.

Hannah decided to treat herself to a cup of coffee because it was such a greary January day.

Greary winter days are perfect for snuggling up with a cup of tea and a good book before the fire.

by Palabritas Encantadoras January 9, 2026

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010

The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.

You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe

by Know one knows?????? September 24, 2019

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

The Greasy Strangler

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.

I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler

by JayKayIsMyName December 19, 2020

hanges.greasy.hair

somebody who only shitposts

hanges.greasy.hair posted a tiktok, it’s probably something weird

by oh, okayyy! February 27, 2022