$40 Government Mule

Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass

Man, that girl has a ass like a $40 government mule!

by electromatt May 24, 2018

Government

1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.

However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.

by dragongirl253 September 1, 2012

Government

A ruling organization known for its White Lies.

Government: "Man, the gubment (sic) done stole all my money then turned around saying I owed THEM! Maaaan, aint that some shit?!? Where's my 40 acres and a mule?!?"

by slodaddio June 6, 2013

Government issued ID

What you need in order to be human and therefore be part of humanity and therefore vote in elections.

Government issued ID cannot be racist since its meaningless to ask, for example, a skunk, a groundhog or a raccoon or any other animal for that matter, to provide you with their own government issued ID. So it must stand to reason that only humans with the proper government issued ID should be able to vote.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2021

Gomery

A lazy ass who somehow manages to get others to do everything for him without the others realising.
Can be manipulative if not getting their own way and is prone to sulking if out of the Gomery comfort zone (i.e. the sofa).

'What are you doing tonight?'
Smiling obliviously 'Oh im going round to the Gomery's to sweep floors and give him a blow job'

by Wised_up February 25, 2009

Gofer

1. The mispelled way of Gopher.

2. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school

3. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school who looks like a gopher

Oh my god!! I saw Gofer Senpai today!! She's so annoying!

by 3.45a.m October 24, 2014

gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.

jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004