Gooch Pyro

A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch

Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!

by 2269 September 15, 2010

Gooch Parmesan

Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!

by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011

goochette

1: the female gooch
2: the space between the vagina and bum-hole

Man, she should really shave her goochette. It is like a forest down there.

by bob.dole October 19, 2011

Goochi Balls

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.

Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."

by Paul Walker Flocker Flame January 4, 2012

goochtard

a person with excessive space between their ass and their holy place.

"Yo Danny, bend over and let me tickle your gooch, bro."
"Okay, bro. Let me just take my pantaloons off."
"Hell yeah."
"Hell yeah again."
"Oh shit, you are a fucking goochtard. Get outta my casa."
"...Okay... I can respect that."

by g4lak47 February 24, 2014

Goonsch

A walking, talking puzzle, also known as a riddler or an extremely annoying question making machine. Also another term for shitting your pants and custom striping your underwear. A Gooonsch can be known to make you puke from time to time with its ungodly aroma of shit smells.

Did the baby just shit it's diaper? No, it was Goonsch.

by Tooflyforawhiteguy August 15, 2014

goochilingus

Somebody who is so Gucci, they can have all the cunni in the world...

Have you seen Max's new haircut? He's such a goochilingus

by Goochilingus April 7, 2015