gamer cheese

Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.

God: Man I sure am hungry.

The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.

God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.

The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.

by TimmusA1 May 31, 2019

Gamerepssion

it’s when you have all the games you want, but you just don’t feel like playing. It doesn’t bring you joy. You try to launch and play a game and it just isn’t fun anymore. You just sit at your computer wondering about life. You’ve tried streaming, but stopped. You had a clan with your friends, but it didn’t work out.

Jesus, I haven’t enjoyed Free Titties VR since last week, must bee gamerepssion

by Vector Wauw June 22, 2020

Gamer Aids

When your brain fucking doesnt work any more

"Hey i have gamer aids"
"Nice bro"

by Hxrizon February 5, 2021

bitch gamer

A Gamer who bitches about game mechanics which they don't like. This often occurs when they encounter a strategy which they failed to consider, a character they view as overpowered, or a map they see as advantageous to the opposing team (Though none of these points need to be legitimately valid, as they tend to bitch about everything). 'Bitch gamers' generally have difficulty admitting they lost a game from being beaten fairly, often blaming anything and anyone they can before admitting fault.

"Have you played Starcraft with Martin, I countered his cheesy ling rush and crushed, I said gg, he called me a protoss powergamer... What a bitch gamer."

by Bitch Gamer May 30, 2016

epic gamer

when one has achieved a higher power then they can understand. if you are an epic gamer consider yourself to be a god

look at that girl carleigh she is not an epic gamer.

by the proud owner of tracer January 28, 2019

Pro gamer move

The term uses the media's depiction of a gamer as a form of dark comedy. Using an unwanted situation or event and have it use for something a gamer has experinced in their play session before

Gf takes my ps4

*Beats GF*
Pro gamer moves had to be used at these situations.

by Jerryboiz March 26, 2020

Alpha Gamer

A person of whom's awesome gaming abilitys are blessed by God himself.

"That is the difference between you and I Silver the Hedgehog, I'm a Alpha Gamer."

by Dean Baquet April 13, 2022