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Glorp

A car or other motor vehicle operated by someone drinking alcohol while also containing other alcoholic beverages.
Hayden: We gotta head back to the hotel
Carl: Everyone file into Rudy’s glorp.
by Fusionwarrior53 June 10, 2024
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glorpmaxxing

Glorp prolg GLORP
I was at the TikTok Rizz party and I was glorpmaxxing
by Glorp69 June 12, 2024
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glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"
hey dude are you glorping rn?
by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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gloryhole child

When somebody so fucked in the head probably due to them being conceived in a gloryhole
Damn did you hear what bro did on the weekend?
Mate: yeah he’s definitely a gloryhole child because nobody’s that fucked
by KCXNT August 18, 2024
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glorp

An alien feline from the planet Glorp.
It's became popular as a BetterTwitchTV emote featuring a green cat, though its origins are from shitposts.

It's connected to the larger meme of "alienposting".
Chatter 1: Woah, was that an alien?

Chatter 2: Glorp
by Fine Point August 20, 2024
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Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.
Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that
by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024
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