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Ghost snot

Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.
Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005
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Ghost Protocol

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol
by Book December 19, 2011
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ghost shit

Another name for those little styrofoam packing turds.
When Jim opened this big-ass box, all of this ghost shit came pouring out, but the product itself was no larger than a cigarette lighter!
by Telephony November 2, 2013
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Gummy Ghost

When a male ejaculates onto an unsuspecting individual's face. Then, proceedes to heave a handful of flour at the target region that was previously ejaculated on. Thus, creating a gummy ghost.
Tobi was getting a blow jay, and before he was about to cum, he pulled out and nutted on Tommy's sleeping face. He then threw a handful of flour at his face and turned Tommy into a gummy ghost.
by Tobi-Cam 36 August 5, 2008
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ghost post

Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.
Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.
by puresurplus May 16, 2011
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Ghost Pussy

A pussy you fuck and down the road it comes back to haunt you.
"I told you not to. She's prime ghost pussy."

"Gotta make my child support payment today. Still paying off that ghost pussy."
by The Stir-Man February 6, 2013
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space ghosting

is when you sneak into a couples house and paralyze the woman with pleasure while her boyfriend/husband gets up to take a piss or eat a sandwich and disappear before he returns.

space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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