Daniel's Girlfriend

The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.

Oh shit! The Daniel's Girlfriend is walking by, everyone brace for an earthquake!
fat bitches

by Nac.I.Xem June 17, 2009

ex girlfriend

see x box

see above

by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

Wing-Girlfriend

Platonic friend of the female sex, accompanies her 'boy'friend out with the sole intention of helping him have sex with another woman. In the event of extreme intoxication or emergency the 'wing' title can be removed for a period no longer than one hour.

I was out all night with my wing-girlfriend and did not meet anyone. So we just went home together.

by BDiddy0420 April 15, 2011

Ex-Girlfriend

A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.

It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!

by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018

willy's girlfriend

The girlfriend of willy.

Also see fugly

That man-beast has to be willy's girlfriend!

by Lead_Ballz October 1, 2004

Girlfriend

That girl that sits on Tumblr while you play Call of Duty. She doesn't talk much and doesn't listen to anything you say, but reblogs every post, every 2 seconds.

Man, I want to come over and play, but I understand your girls there" "Naw man, your good she's just being a girlfriend.

by staytrueforever December 8, 2010

pocket girlfriend

A long distance girlfriend known only through digital communications, the entire relationship consists of phone calls, text messages, and sent photos. Usually rocky, though not lacking in emoitional intensity or committment due to lack of any physical contact. The relationship is maintained though constant communcation, most often a cell phone in speaker mode, worn in one's pocket to continue interaction with the pocket girlfriend while in public social situations

"who is he talking to?"

"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."

by cynicalsinner August 12, 2011