Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

Go Get a Grip

Another Term of saying “Get a Gun pussy!” And go make money moves

Jacob was trying to be all from the hood and i told him to Go Get a Grip bitch!

by slimekrew1c October 4, 2025

Lotus grip suki gap

When using chopsticks to grasp testicles and insert them into the vagina

Later do you want to test my skills of lotus grip suki gap? I’ve gotten quite good at the first part.

by SexualMartialartist December 21, 2025

That Grips

Something "Grips" when it totally nails it, is bitchin', hot, awesome, tight, and totally nails it! When something "Grips" it's the total opposite of something that "Slips".

"Those new sunglasses Grip!"
"Did you see that kickflip?! That kid Grips!"
A friend says he/she had an insane time traveling in Fiji - to which you can "That Grips!"

by concyse December 26, 2025

death grips

a very band

aye bro you listen to death grips?

no

fucking loser

by Mega thunder dick January 3, 2026

Gorillah grip pussy

A strong pelvic floor developed from chronic clitoral masterbation.

“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”

by Peter Two Tones January 31, 2025