gimpaired

(adjective): So battered on alcohol/drugs that, when attempting a simple task, one's basic functions are impaired, often in a comical way.

He was so gimpaired he couldn't even speak, let alone stand up.

by William Chadwick October 7, 2007

gimmie them (or gimmie those )

when you say or do something stupid or accidental someones says gimmie those or gimmie them and smacks your hand if you dont want them to you say block

you call the teacher mommy and some one says gimmie them (or gimmie those ) and smacks your hand (you have to let them unless you say block in time)

by masteerj March 16, 2008

gimpy freaks

what katie think becky's dear dear friends are

KATIE: "AW MAN, THEY IZ SOME GIMPY FREAKSSS!"
BECKY: "Shut yer face, girl; they're my peepzzz"

by Becky What Is A Ginger July 6, 2008

Gimpleg

A Gimpleg is someone who is retarded with a retarded leg. Mostly said on xbox live. But can be used in other situations.

guy#1: Oh darn I've seemed to of broken my leg and i have a funny walk now.

guy#2: Gimpleg.

by Michelle xoxo May 18, 2009

gimp tipping

verb: to go up to a crippled person, and simplely pushing them over. to be used as a cruel joke. closely related to cow tipping

Al: Hey, i heard you gimp tipped Grayce the other day at the football ame.

Diane: Yeah, she was really started to piss me off

Mara: Hey, you wanna go gimp tipping?

by elmogonebad June 29, 2009

Gimmel

n. Another word for schlong

Often used in presence of kids

Look, I can see this guy's gimmel through his pants!

by xDoryx February 7, 2010

Gimple

A specific type of pimple located within the gum/cheek area of the mouth that is extremely difficult to deflate at times. This pimple is filled with liquid and its usual habitat is the farthest regions of the inner cheek way in the back where no man has ever laid eye upon.

The annoying Gimple located behind my wisdom tooth took me 10 minutes of struggling to pop. Gimples are an extremely annoying specimen to have in the mouth.

by Sagex0x December 30, 2010