Mahogany Frog

A formerly talented funk band lost in the devastatingly boring world of space-jazz prog wasteoid bullshit.

Me: Did you hear that Mahogany Frog kicked Sasha Grey out of the band for being too funky?
Some asshole: I heard they replaced her with a blind man.
Me: Well I'd rather fuck her then a god damned blind man.
Some other asshole: I heard Jesus quit the band when she got kicked.
Me: I'll never buy another Mahogany Frog record. Unless Megan Fox becomes a member..mmm...

by jastgermain August 18, 2015

Louisiana Leopard Frog

The act of having your balls sucked from behind and then farting on the face of the person sucking them.

Did you hear Ol' Eli isn't with that girl no more? Heard he gave her a Louisiana leopard frog and she smacked him cross town.

by Elgrandedingdong October 30, 2013

Frog-Fun

You have you Girlfriend lay on her back
tell her to open her legs up but keep them bent then put your head near here
pussy and lick it like a frog trying to get a bug to eat

Have fun tonight ha ha ha ha ha ha

by ddr June 11, 2006

eat the frog

Giving a woman a good amount of oral sex, playing with that clitoris making her moan and scream.

After a night on the town and getting cozy in bed, my girl asked me to eat the frog.

by Supermanadminguy April 20, 2016

mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.

Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.

by P-Nut August 28, 2014

frog sack

An odd package of a male where the package does not touch any part of the body. There is no shaft just a tiny head that looks like the head is attached to the sack. The sack has no excess skin-the skin is tight against the balls. It looks like a frog.

The 5 year old had a frog sack.

by Edwardo01 May 29, 2007

frog hoppin

during intercourse, the male takes his pet frog and shoves it into the womans vagina. If the frog is still alive a week later, the law states that you have to marry that woman. may cause vaginal warts.

that was frog hoppin last week, but im screwed now.

by eric123 December 4, 2007