flattened fauna

a dead animal (or dead animals) in the road

Although deer make up the smallest number of the reported flattened fauna, they are one of the most infamous examples because they instinctively run in the direction of the hazard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2010

Float it!

Give it a miss

Float it! Don't dive unabashed into Small things.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

flattergasted

A state of uncertainty, brought on by an unsolicited or unwarranted barrage of compliments. This sensation is typically followed by the raising of a bullshit alarm, and is most usually induced by a frenemy.

-"Oh, cutie, you have been so funny tonight...(later at the same party)...that's a really nice shirt. It really brings out your eyes, and I've never noticed how amazing they are...(yet again, later, same party)...this is the best sex I've ever had. I've never felt this way with anyone before. You are without doubt the best lover in the world"
- (you, all the while, thinking:) 'Uh, ok(?)...uh, whatever...Is she for-fucking-real? This was a mistake. I'm so utterly flattergasted right now. '

by jawasan August 5, 2015

Flattie

A girl with a flat chest.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A TRAP
She says she's a girl, but we all know she likes it in the butt so we ain't sure.

Josh - Hey, do you like Veronica
Aaron - Lol yeah shes cute.

Josh - Not you-you fucking fag.
Drake - Me?
Josh - Yeah.
Drake - Bitch, NO!
Josh - Why?
Drake - She's a fucking flattie lmao.

by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 4, 2018

Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.

Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.

by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020

floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004