Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
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Boy 2”Did it feel good?”
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