Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

Jake from State Farm

what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.

Who were you with all night? Jake from State Farm

by Cadet 7755 September 2, 2014

halo farm chocolate milk

The best most holiest fluid to ever grace your mouth. Made in Halo Farms in Trenton New Jersey. "Mother marys breast milk" as it is refferred to by some in south brunswick"

I have 4 cartons of halo farm chocolate milk at home and they will all be gone by tomorrow.

by Hfcm June 19, 2017

jake from state farm

What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"

Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.

by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013

Knotts Berry Farm

southern mexifornia park where fairy's set around lick jam & jellies.

Yo eastern dudes buy Knotts Berry Farm jam, makes a good personal lube, and when in california eat at Knotts Berry Farm they have good chicken n dumplings, hog jause N cowyard greens gud down home cookin.... CHOW

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

by you've got werms August 2, 2016

banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004